Thoroughly shocking the political establishment and in a
move widely hailed by NDTV as a game changer the congress president today
announced that Tiger Shroff will be appointed as a new vice president of the
century old party. This led to a protest “Shok Sabha” organized by Renuka
Chowdhry and Ambika Soni who appealed to Sonia Gandhi with tears rolling down
their cheeks “not to appoint a non-family” member for any position of
importance in the party.. “MadamG they thundered, do you recall what happened
when Sitaram Kesari was there…”.
Former CM and now a rootless wonder, PigVijaySingh in a hurriedly called press conference at Azamgarh
declared, how he had spoken to Tiger Shroff when he was three years old onwards
and latest after his movie “Hero Panti” thoroughly bombed at the boxoffice. He
said that he consoled a crying and upset Tiger on the phone…
The CWC member who didn’t want to be identified spoke to
NDTV’s group Editor, “Burqa Dud”, through an intermediary Mira Radia, said “What
to do, RahulG turned out to be a total waste. Now, with both SoniaG and RahulG
tied up on National Herald case and answering NatwarSingh and others who are
writing books, we desperately needed a leader who is youthful and from the
family. Alas, we were totally devastated when Priyanka VadraG issued a
statement that she is not coming to politics. Rehan Vadra, even by our low standards
of obedience to the family, is young, come on even we have some dignity…”. When
asked why Tiger Shroff, they proudly claimed “Have you seen the picture of
Tiger with Priyanka side by side in the media? Man, it was a god sent
opportunity for us.. Of course, it was a secular God and not a communal one….”.
With the sense of relief immense relief the congressmen said that "Now RahulG can finalize his plans to have a child, keeping the future leadership of congress in mind, once his kid is 10 years old, we can think about a leadership change. Till then, with his movie career already dead where else can tiger shroff go ?...."
When we contacted Tiger Shroff, he seemed upbeat about his
prospects, even for the elections which are scheduled within a few days in
Bihar and shortly in Maharashtra.. When asked how can he be so sure, he quipped
“Come on, how can you do worse than RahulG ?”……
