IT Majors to Sue Abhishek Manu Singhvi.....

Today in a completely unexpected sequence of events, India’s IT Majors (Infosys, TCS, Wipro etc.) filed a petition in the SC asking to bar the media from reporting any news about Abhishek Manu Singhvi’s tax case with the ITSC. They were contending that details of this case were leading to a huge attrition problem as young employees were quitting 'en masse'. Opting to study Law to become Juniors under lawyers for a Year, instead !!!

FakingNews also spoke to several youngsters in the IT Industry and got the following responses…

• “Shit Man, do you know what a status symbol Laptop is in our Industry. We work our a$$ off to buy one…. And these guys have it so easy….”
• “I heard that Abhishek Uncle gives 100+ laptops per year to every Junior of his. We are gadget freaks imagine getting a new laptop and upgrade yourself every week or even twice a week !”
• “We are in the wrong industry man, we are in the business of computing. Who knew that junior lawyers will need more than 100 laptops per year….”
• “Already, girls were becoming picky -- it was difficult to get one to say yes to marriage. Now how can we compete with these Lawyers…. ?”

Meanwhile, the FB page of TCS Employees who were laid off, changed its Status to “Thank God, we now can join Abhisheck Singhvi’s law offices….”

The IT Majors, in their press conference, thundered that with President Obama’s visit and easing of restrictions H1B etc., they were hoping to breathe easy but “Exit Interviews” of resigning employees told a completely different story. “We didn’t realize the serious impact of this news item then. Now with this being available on Twitter, FB, YouTube etc. wherein our employees spend most of their time at our offices anyway, the impact has been devastating….”

Asked, why are they approaching the court for an injunction they quipped…. “Actually Abhiskek Ji himself has set the standard here. He had approached the courts for an injunction earlier to stop broadcast of a video of his Judge selection Process with – ahem - a female applicant…”

By the time this news item got published Abhishek had also approached the court with his plea for an injunction to the media restraining them against any mention of this “injunction petition by the IT majors….”